On this page, there are no apologies.

My jokes are what they are. Sometimes they are funny and sometimes they are offensive.

Sometimes I laugh at the absurdity of the situation.

Sometimes I just like to sit in a little puddle of sadness. This is figurative. It’s not a literal puddle.

Sometimes I watch for a message. I’m not sure whether I’m sad or glad that it never comes.

I spend a lot of time trying to figure out why it matters so much. Does it? I think it does.

If you want to know a great joke, I’ll tell you what has made it easier.

Another time…