Who is reading this? I’m curious about the amount of traffic that is coming to this site.

The site is set to discourage crawlers.

It’s a new site that shouldn’t be linked anywhere.

There isn’t a lot of content – certainly nothing interesting – for crawlers to index.

Yet, there seems to be some kind of traffic flow, which I can’t explain.

So, if you’re a person coming here to read this: Who are you?

Maybe it’s just h4ck3rs coming to trash my page. Maybe it’s spammers trying to send a comment selling their web development services.

It’s just odd. That’s all.

If you want to tell me who you are, email me mkfwhy this site.

On this page, there are no apologies.

My jokes are what they are. Sometimes they are funny and sometimes they are offensive.

Sometimes I laugh at the absurdity of the situation.

Sometimes I just like to sit in a little puddle of sadness. This is figurative. It’s not a literal puddle.

Sometimes I watch for a message. I’m not sure whether I’m sad or glad that it never comes.

I spend a lot of time trying to figure out why it matters so much. Does it? I think it does.

If you want to know a great joke, I’ll tell you what has made it easier.

Another time…

This site is intended to be a tiny island in a sea of sites on the internet. An island so small that it can never be found.

There is only one person who may be interested in this island.

I’ve written all kinds of nonsense and posted it here, but waves of regret overwhelm the beaches of this island and I hide those cursed musings.

At first, I posted some context for any stranger who might happen upon this experiment. I removed it because it doesn’t matter to anyone else. I know what this is about. One other person knows what this is about. It’s not the business of anyone else.

So, why am I still writing?

Whale, because there is always a message for my friend. The message is this:

I intentionally didn’t leave any hints about this place. There is no reason you should be here unless you were looking really hard for it. If you’re still spending time looking, then…?

I’m only here because it’s helpful for me to write about things.